Having to plan connecting flights is a thing.

One of ours has to have his front paws in the bowl. He’s a bit brain damaged, though.

If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all

Mr Frog at it again

I think someone already did that one

Ugliness as in personality, not appearance.

I’m sure it’s Larry fucking with the algorithm

We tried that with pickles, but it turns out they’re like crack to the little fucker.

My wife has been showing me TikTok videos of black guys asking things like, “guess what I do for work,” and the responses are every bit as racist as you’d expect.

She thinks it’s everyone making fun of racists and black people owning the jokes, but to me it looks like attempts to normalize overt racism.

Some crazy fucker got the OG Tomb Raider to run on an ESP chip.

Although the ESP is significantly more powerful than the original console.

It depends on the ratio of failed to successful, really. If there are hundreds of millions of successful verifications, that’s a fairly low failure rate.

But he still doesn’t know she’s into him.

Heroes

I apparently scan stuff too fast, so I get flagged multiple times while checking out. And I’m not really any faster than a cashier. That’s really only at Kroger, though

Plenty of fat people run without knee pain. It’s possible, but it’s definitely something to work up to.

I mostly run on a treadmill that has shocks in it, and I know if my form is good by how much my water tumbler bounces (ideally none). It does make noise, but I think that’s due to the construction of the treadmill.

Yup. I just think it’s important to at least assess your form before buying stuff.

But poor fitting shoes are definitely a big issue. It’s worth it to go to a running shoe store to get ones that properly fit. I’m just lucky that my $50 underarmour shoes with $10 inserts do the trick. But hiking boots, on the other hand, are a huge bitch.

Dynamic stretching before, static stretching after. You just want to get your muscles used to the range of movements before you start, as overstretching can potentially hinder performance. I just do a few csun salutations after my 5min warmup.

Couldn’t agree more. Go to a running shoe store and have them work with you on finding a pair that fits you right. The increased price is worth not having to buy multiple cheap pairs that don’t fit in a way that facilitates running.

Same with hiking boots.

My first guess would be bursitis but it would be better to get an orthopedist’s opinion instead of mine.