So I thought to myself, is that how she died?

I just say Come In

Hornswoop me bungo pony.

Yeah you gotta be a special kind of dumb to assume Trump doesn’t try to cheat at every possible chance presented to him. It is in his nature to be a piece of shit.

Covid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?

How many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?

None. They’ll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

This is poetry to my ears.

Feathers?!?! This situation demands Wool.

Sincerely, We aren’t flocking livestock

Tar is so hot, we don’t want the guy to die. No we can’t call for that online, hilarity be damned.

Let’s do honey and wool.

Give the people a chance to spit on him.

I guarantee every one of them with a bunker uses renewable energy, because where you gonna buy gas during the apocalypse?

I’d probably go to a really much bougie rehab. I’m not addicted to anything but I feel like I won’t get a whole month off work otherwise.

I always answer these in case OP is loaded and wants to give someone 50k because they are bored.