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Don’t forget about the hilarious anti trans closeted trans people who will now have to face reality
I know there are anti-gay people who are secretly gay, but I didn’t know the phenomenon extended to trans folk.
It makes sense it would.
It’s always about denying to others what you deny to yourself.
I guess I’d take the robot for day 1, but “the body I want” is like the job I want, the car I want, or the clothes I want.
I’ve experienced being a robot. It’s no fun because instead of sleep, you just run up your debt because you can keep working… and then, the planet explodes because they dug too deeply.
We’d be an epic goth fae furry girl 100% and would love it epically
I’ll use my newfound body to protect my brother’s, sisters and everyone in-between.
Only question is how do I get out of my house now that I’m a heavily armed attack helicopter. My fucking rotor blades are stuck in my dam drywall like it’s the fucking backrooms.
How about just every person?
Oh nevermind - all the guys would end up hung too big.
Isn’t that just the plot of Shadowrun? :P
Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.
Page not made by the original author, but worth reading: https://isabelfall.neocities.org/
This video is required watching. Jacob Geller’s best work. 37 minutes long, but please watch the whole thing.
Seems you need to download the PDF to get all of it.
Can we agree that PDFs deserve to longer prison sentences
This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
Have you tried a hot bath?
I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Wet sloppy noises
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.
Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.
Growers unite
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
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They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.
What joke?
You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.
Probably having someone do the motion of shaking some salt on their tongue. Go try it out in front of a mirror and you’ll see.
Damn maybe I gotta watch Johnny Test. What episode is that?
oh my gosh! I’m SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!
Cool!
genie twist. they woke up with a dead body next to them
Now they get the special opportunity to fuck their dead inner selves
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?
Found the genie
I know what I want then
CEOs: audible gulp
