You know as insane as this sounds, everything is relative. So… with that in mind, I’m gonna say this is still significantly less disturbing than the “cyborg cockroaches with syringes” story that made it to Lemmy last week.
So you know what, fine. Human brain mice, go for it.
You know as insane as this sounds, everything is relative. So… with that in mind, I’m gonna say this is still significantly less disturbing than the “cyborg cockroaches with syringes” story that made it to Lemmy last week.
So you know what, fine. Human brain mice, go for it.
Wait what.
Those are some “tired sci-fi writer just mashes words together in a desperate bid to pitch something” vibes. There’s no way thats real?
I so, genuinely wish it wasn’t real…
https://piefed.world/c/tech/p/1362891/paramedic-cockroaches-cyborg-care-when-rescuers-cant-reach
Also, I apparently don’t know how to make a Lemmy link, so he’s a direct link to the article:
https://news.uq.edu.au/2026-08-paramedic-cockroaches-cyborg-care-when-rescuers-cant-reach