To get to new jersey where all the cool people outside Chicago are.
To proselytize midwestern thriftiness to the spendthrift heathens.
Fresh seafood (ocean version) because a 7 hour train to Seattle seemed a bit much, they aren’t building a train to the Hudson Bay, and you absolutely aren’t going to Louisiana
Why would I, a Chicago resident, want to go to nyc
To get real Pizza
you’d still have to board a plane unfortunately. Also there are flights from Chicago to Naples. 🤷
They walked right into it, huh?
I’ve had NY pizza and bagels, both are vastly overrated.
The unfathomable truth is that New Jersey has better pizza.
But hey have you had Chicago deep dish or tavern style? Both are lacking
Tavern style is insane. Pizza cracker, and not in a good way.
we have animal abuse at home
if you don’t like how it feels when you are reminded you abuse animals, consider stopping
because they have Mamdani
Sounds like a tasty dish. Dough with a tasty filling.
i’d love to taste his filling 👀
To see your mother, Brian. Why don’t you call more often?
To get to new jersey where all the cool people outside Chicago are.
To proselytize midwestern thriftiness to the spendthrift heathens.
Fresh seafood (ocean version) because a 7 hour train to Seattle seemed a bit much, they aren’t building a train to the Hudson Bay, and you absolutely aren’t going to Louisiana