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      10 days ago

      The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.

      (this joke may require a quick search for FIH)

      You apparently don’t study the Torah.