āYou havenāt asked me one fucking positive question,ā he said. āAll of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative.ā
The president had been asked about whether Mitch McConnell should resign from the Senate because of his health issues. Trump responded by indicating that videos of McConnell struggling were a ādisappointment to a lot of Republicans,ā before noting that āSleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody.ā He then exploded, questioning why they were asking about the White House renovations so much, and griping that they hadnāt asked him about Venezuela. Time pointed out that they talked about Venezuela at length earlier in the interview.
āI donāt understand. Iām sitting here. Iāve done all this stuff,ā Trump said. āI took the White House and made it beautiful again.ā
Hereās a positive question about his deeds that a reporter should ask:
Mr. President, how good did it feel to rape children?
I was actually pretty impressed at his reflexes, TBH. Not that the job really requires it (or it usually doesnāt), but he was pretty nimble there.
I think donnie would take it full in the face and not even know what happened, since heās about half-asleep all the time. Dozey donnie, they call him. Everyoneās saying.
Shoes, pretzels, parachuting to his own premature victory partyā¦ That man survived a lot of self-inflicted danger.