Trump told Bill Maher not to call him again after the comedian defended their White House dinners while continuing to criticize the president.
Itās too bad those two canāt get along, because they have one important thing in common: theyāre both immense douchebags.
Relevant podcast: I Hate Bill Maher.
This is rediculous, but, also really funny.
The thing about douchebags is that they instantly repel other people, including other douchebags.
We can call it āthe douchebagsā dilemma.ā
They do tend to gravitate towards each other when they know they can benefit from each other. But it is never a lasting relationship.
Theyāre also both narcissists, that may be related

Bill Maher is the quintessential plant from billionaires to be controlled opposition.
Beyond that heās also just an insanely intolerable douchebag with a pretentious rich asshole demeanor. Its a wonder why any average Joe ever liked him or his shitty show to begin with.
Eh, at one point, his schtick of pissing off lots of people did have a certain charm and he was a bit sharper in the past. Is he someone Iād want to hang with? Hell to the fuck no. Iām quite sure heād be absolutely insufferable and I would think getting high with him would be hell on Earth.
Do I still watch his show even now? Well, yeah. Do I fast forward a lot? Oh lordy yes. Especially when his guest is an even bigger douche bag.
I think ācomediansā who predominantly punch down to trans people and then soften to billionaire pedophile rapists simply because itād be punching up are probably less deserving of a time slot in your week than just about anyone. Cowards arenāt very funny, surely thereās enough real comedians in the land of free speech to piss off better targets, like Stavros or Adam Friedland.
Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.
Bill so badly wants to believe heās like George Carlin, when in reality heās more like Gallagher.
I would cringe less having to watch a grown man destroy a watermelon with a mallet on stage, than having to listen even for a second to Bill Maherās self-important, disdainful and gross rhetoric and ājokesā.
I remember years ago when he was into legalizing marijuana and I thought he was alright.
Sometimes when you fall, you fall hard I guess.
Heās the poster boy for centrist morons
Pedantic Putz Punted by Petulant Pedo
Bill Maher just tied himself to the cuck chair and then his wife handed him divorce papers while leaving with her boyfriend.
Broken clocksā¦etcā¦
LOL, all that sucking up didnāt really do much for Maher, I guess.
I still watch him as almost a hate-watch, and skip over the worst instances of his guests as they usually have very uninteresting things to say. His monologue has really gone downhill and his nonsense takes on trans and Israel/Palestine is justā¦facepalm.
Itās like heās someone that absorbed all the takes of the Murcās Law Media from c. 1990s (and the early 90s, before most people started using the 'net, not even the later 90s when the fever started to show signs of breaking, just before 9/11 set things back for a bit) and then just stayed in that mindset related to Israel especially.
He seems to have really internalized the bullshit narrative that being critical of Israel is āantisemiticā. What a fucking hot steaming load that is.
I canāt even hate-watch him. The way he delivers his unfunny jokes while smirking like heās the smartest guy on the planet and some pathetic loser guest chuckles off camera is completely unbearable for me.
I tried a few years back and I couldnāt either
Just found out about the āI Hate Bill Maherā Podcast, where some comedian hate-watches Maherās show and then mocks him on a podcast. The roasting was so much funnier than Maherās attempts at jokes, though I slightly worry that itās a bit like The Necessary Conversation in that it might just be mocking a senile old person for being senile.
Iāve been loving Books That Kill podcast. So many authors needing a bit of a roast. I might check out the Maher one. I donāt care that much either way about him. When I do watch him, I binge watch several episodes and have my fill for a while. Even with lots of skipping forward.
Iām not sure if itās more me or him changing or a bit of both, but I remember kinda moving into the āmehā stage on him over a decade ago, but still watching. It seems to get worse every year, though. Not sure if it really started with the Me Too thing and people like him seeming to concern-troll over the ācancellingā thing. No one is getting fucking cancelled, though, and Iām sick of hearing people like Maher talking about it as if itās a real issue or something. And then after Gaza, JFC. Heās one of the ones clutching his pearls over the blue hairs protesting on campus, too, IIRCā¦heās so protective of Israel, holy shit.
I hadnāt listened to anything from Maher for something like a decade by the time I heard the podcast. He wasnāt really all that funny then, and really seems to have slid into the blue conservative space since. He has to be running on momentum or blackmail at this point. I donāt think he could get a laugh at a comedy club if no one knew his name.
Also, went and checked out If Books Could Kill. It was so painful to listen to I stopped after 45 minutes and gave up. Listening to two supposed professionals saying āthen he said 1+1=3, which is just such horseshit, because everyone knows itās 11,ā over and over again was depressing and annoying.
Theyāre both total losers.
Theyāre made for each other
Takes one to know one, I guess.
And right after Maher deepthroated the entire boot.
Who the fuck cares?
Well Iāll be damned, he finally Truthād
Bill Maher will still get his own private cell in the new concentration camps. Conservatives always get special treatment, even when waiting to be executed.
Solitary confinement is torture.
Put him in a cell with Trump, and let them recover together.
















