I feel so bad for her, they’ve been together since college :(
OK, when I heard that the potential Chinese Spy(she could have been an industrial spy for example) was now an affair that Jensen admitted to, I literally imagined this XKCD cartoon but the little piece was his dick and the top read “The Entire Global AI Circular Economy” but then that didn’t really fit the story so I didn’t edit it… this is much better but I still think it should say something about the circular economy NVidia made.
Ok what happened now?
Dumpy late-middle aged CEO of Nvidia thought his leather jacket was cool enough to land a 10/10 in her twenties. Turns out, Chinese spy.
I assume his (soon to be ex-) wife will own a pretty big chunk of the “AI” economy.
- She isn’t a confirmed Chinese State Actor Spy. For example with the money involved she could be an industrial honey pot spy, or a financial scammer that is going after a big whale with money backing her.
- He is worth over 220 Billion US. He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to. After a certain price they don’t see age or funny, its just success and money.
- When Jeff Bezos cheated on his wife and separated, she got the financial equivalent of 1/2 of everything. He made that back in a matter of months… like single digit months. However, unlike Jeff Bezos who built Amazon from the ground up and owns most of the company, Jensen Huang was hired on as NVidia’s CEO, so it is very unlikely that she will end up owning a big chunk of the “AI Economy”
He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to.
That’s weirdly specific thing to cross your mind. But you do you.
- Oh geez sorry, let’s ask the Chinese spy agency to see if they’ll confirm she was a spy for them
- It’s obvious that she went after him, not the other way around, and the way you see the world is honestly one of the saddest things I’ve read in a reply on this platform
- The concentration of false and misleading statements in what you said here is astronomical
Jensen Huang cofounded nvidia, he wasn’t hired on.
- 10/10 is pushing it, she has plastic surgery face
And he has doodoo face.
Plus painfully cringy leather jacket he wears to every public event.
Huang built nvidia
And have 2 genius level co-founders
Apparently you have to have millions, be in that field for long time, have a networking that allows you to make a contract with sega for your first chip.
Thank u for asking
Funny how the economy looks stable yet no one I know has a stable life
