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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

When in Rome...

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When in Rome...

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • paulbg@programming.dev
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    average tech entrepreneur

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    Somebody tell that dude that having a “bus factor” doesn’t mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

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    Pretty normal adhd behaviour

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    This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It’s also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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      Cabdriving As Code

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    Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should’ve known he was a sociopath just from that.

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      Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

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        Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being…

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          It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

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            20 years ago, everything was light mode.

            Anyway, I have it set to time of day, so it switches between the two

            • portuga@lemmy.world
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              Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

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    Half-assing two jobs at once

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    don’t merge and drive

    • winter (she/it)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      he can merge without looking

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        “Hahahaha, merging this code is so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!”
        Big Gasoline truck explodes
        “Yeah, Elon!”

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    This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

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      In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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        git rebase acura
        
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      Crashing and then crashing

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        How to crash your software and hardware at once.

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    When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

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      A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

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        A software engineer does not need two jobs. That’s ridiculous.

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          It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

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          https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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            I mean if you read the article, one of them saved for a year or 2 and bought a house (I’m assuming large down payment for a mortgage), one had a “house payment and alimony” (so basically paying half the salary to the ex), one was saving up 90% of income doing this.

            These are people who were either striving for FIRE or had other shit happen to them.

            Obviously the area is ridiculously expensive, but software engineers make more than enough to live on a single job. If they still have jobs of course.

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          Ok so a software engineer needs 3 or 4.

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      Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

      • ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml
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        This is known and quite popular genre of porn.

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        anything’s possible with self driving cars

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      That’s startup life. Dude might be rolling in it in a couple years and it’s a decision. Feel bad for the non tech workers around the bay

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        Clown town libertarian take.

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          Lmao yes, telling you to feel bad for non tech workers in the bay area makes me libertarian

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        might be rolling in it in a couple years

        Doubtful given 70-90% of startups fail.

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          he did say “might be” 😅

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            Everyone who plays the lottery might be a millionaire too

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          might

          Yeah it’s risky. People do it multiple times though and one success pays out. It’s a risky choice that I wouldn’t make but I understand why people do

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        You could work for a startup that still pays a livable wage so you don’t have to do something this reckless. That is an option.

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        likely not tho.

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        Not sure why this is downvoted. It’s a lifestyle choice that is a genuine choice. You don’t have to live in SF if it’s not for you.

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          Yeah I don’t get it. You can also work for established companies where you get steady income instead of volatile stocks but you’re not going to be able to retire super early with a work life balance that way

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            Exactly. I got a drive by downvote which is a shame. Some people are in a situation where they’re happy to take a risk, and know that if it fails they won’t be destitute, and sometimes you might be paid more to account for the risk. Or less, but you get stock options to account for the risk. They’re all valid options as long as you’re not forced into it.

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    man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

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      They’re good for holding a phone for mapping and the like, where you don’t touch the phone

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      You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

      Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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        Do you create Puerto Ricos while you’re being driven up there?

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    Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. “LFGTM 😡” bypass branch protection rules

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      force push to master

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    probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

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    Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …

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    Science fiction or San Francisco?

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      San Fierro

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        Sioux Falls!

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        As long as the maniac with his model planes isn’t around that should be safe.

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    It’s worth mentioning that this guy and the “Uber driver” works in the same company

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