• katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    6 days ago

    what i learned most from this quiz is that whoever invented javascript mashed their face in with a hammer and then just wrote the first thing they thought of on paper and said “my work is done”.

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      6 days ago

      As I recall, that is remarkably close to the true story. They wanted something that could make web pages dynamic, wouldn’t crash the browser or any pages that used it and they wanted it in the Netscape browser ASAP.

      One man thus threw something together that looked a little bit Java-like and it ended up in the browser fairly shortly thereafter.

      Hard to believe that was 30 years ago.

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        5 days ago

        Long list of reasons to dislike Eich and most of them are JavaScript or can execute JavaScript.