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  • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I like how fox stays the same.

    • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I like how pond is backwards.

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        Eirrv is such a better word for river that I’m retconning the English language

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          Feels like some new age Sindarin. I’m here for it tbh.

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      i wonder how many words are like that

      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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        I wish there were a free database of words to answer that question. :(

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          https://www.english-corpora.org/

        • nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          :(

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        If you’re on this sub, this is a good programming exercise for you if you’re interested. I’m sure there are plenty of large lists of words in English, that should provide all the data needed.

        • psud@aussie.zone
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          There are massive lists, the search is English words corpus

          https://www.english-corpora.org/ is an excellent starting place

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    1. alphabet
    2. come
    3. in
    4. order
    5. the
    6. they
    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      FTFY:

      5. the
      6. the

      The alphabet provided ends with X. However, you apparently remove duplicates so maybe just cross out the last row?

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        One important skill for school is to look at the entire question so that you can understand what the teacher is asking for, even if they don’t format the question exactly right.

        In this case, your answer would not fit into the 6 spaces provided for the answer.

        So you have to ask yourself what they meant by “Write the following words”. Since “the” is the same word repeated twice, once you’ve written “the” after 5, then I could argue that “the” has already been written.

        Therefore, if there are only six blanks for the answer, looking at the entire question, I argue that the answer I provided is most likely correct.

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          You’ll satisfy the teacher as often as possible and get good grades. I want to feel right as often as possible, which means I’ll disrupt the class often and get called out during the parents-teachers meeting.

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        Still an error unfortunately. Should be:

        1. the
        2. bart
        3. the
        • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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          We really should stick with the orginal German verision.

          1. Die
          2. Bart
          3. Die
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            No one who alphabetizes in German could get a failing grade

            First prize!

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              Now, a Goldener Irrgärtner question: where does ẞ go in the alphabet?

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                At the end after ä ö and ü

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                  So this is in alphabetical order?

                  Stopp
                  stottern
                  stoßen
                  Styl
                  ständig
                  stören
                  symbolisch
                  südlich
                  Sütterlinschrift
                  süß
                  Zyklus
                  Ärger

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      Correct. It’s obviously supposed to be an ordered set, and that’s why there are 6 slots for 6 unique words.

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    Completely misunderstanding the requirements? Yeah that’s a dev alright.

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    A clear indication of bad requirements.

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      Honestly the question as asked is unambiguous: “write words in alphabetical order” cannot mean anything else than apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkin, river. If what was provided here were the expected answer, the wording should be “write each of the following words with its letters sorted by alphabetical order”.

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        Could be understood as “take these words, and write them out in alphabetical order”. It’s not specifically stated whether letters inside those words should also be sorted or not.

        We take it for granted that we have so much experience communicating, we can infer the meaning without full instruction, but children are still acquiring this knowledge and sometimes take things literally with hilarious results.

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          Of course, not blaming children for misunderstanding this; but if this were a software requirement, an adult software developer should be able to understand it correctly.

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    QA prodigy

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    The question is poorly worded. It asks for words in the order they come in the alphabet. Words aren’t in the alphabet. Letters are in the alphabet, so they reordered the letters.

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      That’s not being pedantic, it’s just wrong. Do you not call the order of words in a dictionary “alphabetical order”?

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        Of course, but this is a 6? year old. Read the question as a child would.

        Put the following words in alphabetical order

        All fine, but if they don’t know the word “alphabetical” the clarification is…

        (The order they come in the alphabet)

        Confusing. “They” refers to the words and alphabet contains letters. If it had been “dictionary” and not “alphabet” then that would be clear.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        No I call them witchcraft

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Is that what was wrong here?

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    I like this kid.

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    Or autistic. Most definitely autistic.

    • Excel@lemming.megumin.org
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      OP already said programmer

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        Some become engineers.

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      It might not be autism, it might be just lacking context as to what they mean. The kid is likely very young so they might not know what alphabetical order means. It’s a reasonable guess given the lack of explanation in the worksheet.

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    With more than three repetitions of the same algorithm the kid should’ve been automating the process.

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    It makes sense if not taught the conventions of alphabetizing first. Kids don’t know what they don’t know.

    Mr. Rogers understood this on a deep level.

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    Words.sort()
    Words.map(word => word.sort())
    

    Baby steps in functional programmings

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    malicious naive compliance

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    Forty is the only number when spelled out that is in alphabetical order

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      British spelling fixes this bug!

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        it’s spelled ‘forty’ in british english too

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          Its spelt however you can convince people to read it tbh.

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            you can but then it’s not “British spelling”

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            Fhourthi innit?

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      Oh yeah? Well what about i

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        What about you?

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          No what about μ

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    Programmer? IDK. Looks kind of antigrammar to me.

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      An amateurgrammar, if you will.

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    In case anyways else looked for the comments to try to figure out what was done wrong, the expected answer would be: apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkim, river.

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      Are you sure? Apple is crossed out (presumably as a hint to cross them out as you add them to the list)

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      Seriously?

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        Are you asking if I was confused how they did something wrong? Yes.

        Are you asking if “apple, fox, log, pond, pumpkim, river” was the intended answer? Also probably yes (but I didn’t make it, so I can’t be sure).

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          I was sent to the principals office several times in elementary school because my teachers thought I was trying to be a smart ass. Because I would do what they literally, exactly asked me to do, and not what they apparently meant.

          I was always very confused because I honestly believed I was doing my best to follow instructions.

          It didn’t help that I grew up in the American southeast, a region where patterns of speech are very indirect and lean heavily on idioms and metaphors.

          I was in middle school before I figured out what was happening and did not get into trouble in that way anymore. I’m in my 40s now but I’m still a literal-first thinker. And yeah, I’m a programmer.

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          So you would have done the same as the kid?

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            I would have done the same right now as an adult.

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            As a child, I’d probably get from context what was actually wanted since it probably complemented in-class lessons. But in primary school, I also sometimes liked to push the limits of what was asked. So I might do this and also put what was intended to the side.

    • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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      woah man, posting answers to tests online is cheating and can get you expelled!

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      I couldn’t figure out what the clue was that the kid would be a programmer. Surely any kid could have gotten this right? Then I read your comment and it all made sense. Thank you.

      And yes, yes I am a programmer.

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      No, the answer isn’t “pumpkim”. :D

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