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    1 month ago

    Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    I didn’t think the trailer looked good and it felt meh, but I ended up loving the movie a lot.

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    2 months ago

    Free Guy

    Generic video game movie stuffed with trendy references and fanservice is actually a really good singularity story

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    2 months ago

    Battleship.

    Yeah, the movie based off the board(?) game.

    Feel free to fire up the torches and start handing out the pitchforks, because I’m not playing by the rules.

    It doesn’t just look like it will suck, it looks like a ‘so bad it is bad’ type of movie, an overbudgeted ‘this is what is wrong with movies these days’ sort of unmitigated hot wet trash from a dumpster fire in the bad part of town.

    It isn’t well written.

    It isn’t well acted.

    I honestly can’t even promise a good time.

    These are the thoughts that went through my mind when I read about it before watching: “This is going to be awful and a waste of my time. These actor names kinda look familiar but I don’t know who any of these people are. Is Rihanna her first name or last name? Isn’t she just a singer. It better not have that stupid umbrella song. Wait, Liam Neeson is in this? Is he doing okay? Did he lose a bet? Does he need money? I bet that evil Jar’jar forced him to to do this. Wait, running time over 2 hours?! How is that even… the board never took more than like 15 minutes… except cheaters moving their… fuck me, I already need a drink.”

    Go into the movie with that mindset. Be angry at it before it starts.

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    2 months ago

    Clue

    Movie based on a board game? Blegh

    But it’s awesome. Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren

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      2 months ago

      This is top 3 of all time for me. There is so much happening in every scene you can watch it multiple times and still catch little jokes or sight gags each viewing.