I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
I cannot stress enough that you need to wait for them to cool first
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
What about twizzlers?
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)
so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .
Now I know where those were coming from
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
Wooosh…