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minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·il y a 5 moisI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·il y a 4 moisReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-2il y a 4 moisTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·il y a 4 moisJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·il y a 4 moishttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!