Image description:
Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.
Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck
Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile
Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:
I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if it required the operator to pedal like all fuck to stay going, only because they can treat their workers like pack animals.
watch out for the piss bottles!