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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

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This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.

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      So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.

      • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Why do you think this couldn’t have been written by AI?

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      https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-magnifying-glass-magnifying-glass-gem-subway-gif-990612180836211908

      What is opposite of this image/gif? That’s how I feel rn

    • officermike@lemmy.world
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      But what do you do now that there’s no queen?

      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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        Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher

        • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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          Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.

        • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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          Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.

          Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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          Or…Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House… Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,

          …this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?

          Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast…

          Who else?

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            Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, the Indian dude constantly setting off my Microsoft Authenticator

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I tried this, but got a boner instead

      • Caveman@lemmy.world
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        This is what I stay on Lemmy for

    • djdarren@piefed.social
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      Are you Irish, by any chance?

      • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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        Nope I’m Dutch .

        Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious

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          No one would ever joke about being Dutch.

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          So why not think about the king of the Netherlands/Belgium?

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      The Queen and peeing reminds me of this

      https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto

      • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You think someone will follow a youtube link in the context of peeing on the queen’s face?

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