boo

Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order

If you don’t put flammable things on the stove, how’re ya gonna cook em???

Just like anything changed the last time a cop beat/killed/raped someone.

You can keep them in your pockets for when you start to get the shakes

Your posts make more people question your mom

Your underwear’s not on the outside if you aren’t wearing anything else at all