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My hand was in my pocket, so while you can’t take that, I can offer a few head scratches

Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out

That’s what concealed carry dildo is for.

These feels aren’t very shitpost of you

Where are you from?

I’m from Orefornia

Agreed, white beans

So how does this work, is this some kind of ejector similar to dropping caltrops?

Holy Bard, fights off demons you aren’t aware of.

Remember when he was pretending to be a peoples governor?

Something big is coming. The number of startups that investors have poured billions into that do random in-the-middle bullshit to try and scrape pennies from companies’ budgets is incredible. These products aren’t real. All the investment went into carving money off… the investment. It’s self eating.

They’re never happy when I answer “how are you?”

The matrix could never

What would you say the difference is between soviet and western onions?

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I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

Waste 15 minutes trying to figure out the game changing idea i had that I’m convinced is never coming back

Nair is great too

Today me hates tomorrow me