True. Without humor a person goes blind.

literally crying and shitting and pissing in my pants rn, how could u do this to me

I’m gonna echo a sentiment I saw on the last packet tracer meme. Posting these without a content warning is literally violence. I’m having flashbacks to NET 101. someone should stop you people,

The use of color here is brilliant. I love the design of these comics.

These posts genuinely brighten my day a little bit. You’re cool, nycto. You’re cool. I was gonna tag you as “uplifting spongebob memes” but you’re already tagged as “shitposter supreme” so imma leave it

They’re not, but you can rep farm without there being a system generated total. Reputation is a thing that lives our heads.

In the dugout. No helmets when you’re fielding. Maybe corner infielders should wear helmets, they’re the most exposed of any fielder to line drives, but they don’t.

Hmm, in my city the kerb is painted white and theres signs that say NO PARKING. Cops don’t seem to care though so what do I know

Yeah season 21 is crazy, they took a hard sci fi turn about 10 seasons ago and now everyone is split up. They made a whole cinematic universe and its very confusing. Jim was a CIA agent for a while and now he’s a post apocalyptic survivor. IMO they’re making the character do too much, bir I guess that’s what happens when you run out of ideas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It was nice that they included BSD

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I think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.

Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?

Every time I try to use reddit when it comes up in search results they slam the door in my face with pop ups demanding I install the app or log in. Can anyone even access enough content on reddit to convince them to join anymore?

I feel like I also see a lot of cars parked in taxi stands and loading zones, which leads me to think car owners don’t think about anyone else, including other car drivers. Taxi stands are at their core congestion relief because the alternative is double parking and hunting for free kerb space. Its almost always big trucks too. I wonder why.

One of the interchange ramps on my commute home regularly slows to stop and go due to lane changes. There is an on ramp followed by an off ramp a mile later. They share a lane. Cars entering the freeway, cars exiting the freeway, and cars on the freeway all fight for space. And I live in a relatively affluent area (or rather a very stratified area) so lots of people have newer model cars with automatic cruise control that quickly fills gaps and and then hard brakes when people enter the freeway. It’s a shitshow.

Anyway, I’ve learned that by exiting the freeway a mile early, entering downtown, doing a full circle on a round about, and reentering the freeway allows me to skip that mile or so of hostile traffic. I log my mileage and I have found the longer route actually burns less fuel, even.

Stealing and spending cash is theft. Stealing and using a credit card is theft plus fraud. The sketchy guy I bought weed from in high school taught me many life lessons but the most important one is this: don’t break the law unless you have to, but if you do have to, break only one law at a time. Of course, he got arrested, but that itself taught me not to get involved with organized crime and not to sell drugs out of your landlord’s house. Ray was a smart guy.

If you think about it any food that is extruded could be 3d printed

Where’s my 3d pasta printer. Where’s my bronze nozzle.

I would never do a property damage in a bathroom, but how would they be able to catch the person who did?

I found the extra pixels, I trust you can add them back in yourself

I believe your faith is misplaced but I appreciate your kind words all the same