Me when people forget about Wallace and Gromit.

Finally someone speaking english.

I still don’t quite understand. Can I get a conversion into how many hotdogs the heat could cook?

Rollout the Fallout

Im 500 in and still haven’t gotten a shiny clippy. At 1000 I heard theres supposed to be a guaranteed drop. So I should probably keep going right?

My phone hotspot is “Starbucks Free Wi-Fi” passworded of course.

My home is “Router? I hardly know her!”

A great password to use is “thepasswordtowhat”.

Friend: Hey whats your wifi password?

Me: thepasswordtowhat

Friend: Your wifi

Me: What about it?

Friend: WHATS THE PASSWORD?

Me: thepasswordtowhat

Friend: Frustrated noises.