“Big pharma won’t tell you this, but what you need to do is shove a firecracker lubricated with the blood of 16 Venezuelan Poodle Moths up your butt, light it, and chug a class of lemur semen before it detonates. It is very, very difficult for the plague to take hold in a body that’s been through that” -RFK Jr. probably
“Jeffries says what people want to hear, while ignoring his unlikeability and inevitable loss of power”. I don’t believe anything he says. Everyone needs to vote in this midterm so we can give Trump the boot, and then show up again to get grifters like Jeffries out of office.
Hopefully the end. I’m tired.
Last night, my friends and I were talking about how we’re trying to spend more time at home to save money. Instead of going out to a bar, we’re starting to plan more hangouts at home. Why spend $2k/month on rent if we aren’t going to be there? It feels like anytime I leave the house, I’m spending $100 or more. We all were at a bar last weekend watching college football, and after spending $10/drink, we dipped out, bought $50 in beer and pizza, and played Mario Kart at a friend’s house. Much cheaper to just play games at home and hangout.
The good ol’ days
I actually watched a YouTube video about this a few weeks ago, but can’t remember what it was called. But basically, all the bowling alleys got bought out by Bowlero and we’ve been seeing the enshittification of bowling because of it. We can’t have fucking shit without corporations finding a way to ruin it.
I discovered School of Rock in Denver, and they do shows at Red Rocks too. I think its such an awesome idea. I attended one free lesson last year and haven’t gone back yet, but I have been trying to dedicate some time to guitar recently. I find it so difficult to maintain the motivation to practice as an adult. any tips?
Yeah, especially since we got rid of the penny 🙃
Sony is really trying to reiterate to consumers that the only thing they care about is your money.
“We’re going to design a new controller. Its the exact same, but now you can give us money easier.”
Hopefully, it happens on a Tuesday. If so, I’m doing Taco Tuesday 😂. Specifically, the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell because they’re orange.
I guess I don’t love dogs as much as I thought I did.
The GameBoy player was so clutch! I remember getting the player as a kid and having no idea how to hook it up to the console haha. My dad and I refused to read the instructions and finally figured it out together. Once we got it hooked up, I spent weeks playing the Legacy of Goku from my GBA on the TV, and it ended up being the very first video game that I ever beat.
We got ours a little while after it came out for Christmas, I think this was in 2002, and it is a core memory.
My grandmother gave my siblings and I a gift. We opened it and it was a cool GameCube game, but we had to break it to her that we only had the GameBoy and it wouldn’t work with our consoles. We went through explaining what the differences were in the different gaming consoles, and she hit us with the “I’m an old person, I didn’t know there were different consoles” bit. My dad was laughing in the background, and I thought he was laughing at her for being old and not knowing about video games. Then a few gifts later, my dad handed us this heavier box and imagine the surprise of an 8, 7, and 4 year old when it turned out to be the GameCube. My siblings, dad, and I played the shit out of so many games together.
I have vivid memories of spending hours with my little brother and sister on the floor of our living room, taking turns on Animal Crossing. We played together almost every weekend to pull all the weeds that grew in our town, since we rarely played during the school week. It was so cool when we discovered Mr. Resetti by accident. Little things like that in GameCube games made it such a cool console for kids.
No wonder my work laptop was freaking out today.
I also enjoy sex with this person’s wife ^^
When I’m in an unfamiliar area, Android Auto is super useful. Even in areas I’m familiar with, having some sort of navigation is useful because one way streets and streets that don’t allow turns exist. A paper map is definitely more dangerous in traffic than the one that flashes your directions on your instrument cluster.
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn’t seem so bad, but I’m going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
I debated on purchasing the OLED to replace my LCD Steam Deck recently, but upon seeing the price I noped right out. Instead, I bought a 1Tb SSD, a DeckSight OLED display, and an ExtremeRate Shell replacement for way less than a new OLED.
I moved from Deezer to Qobuz. Here’s to hoping something doesn’t come out about them too, so I dont have to completely abandon any convenient way to listen to music. I’ve been slowly building up a CD collection but Qobuz is great for finding music.
There’s only one execution I truly want to see, and I hope it is televised.