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8 days agoI would go on long nighttime walks on the nature trails near my home.
- I wouldn’t mind the bugs because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t get tired or sweaty because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t be arrested for walking on the trails at night because I’m invisible.
- The hobos who live on the trails wouldn’t be able to see me because I’m a tiger and I’m very stealthy.
This is every dang day of my life!
need to get on ADHD meds.