That nose flopping about would probably be entertaining.

War. War never changes.

Which is exactly what someone with depression would say. Clinical Depression doesn’t bother to tell you that it’s a special kind of sadness.

Besides, It’s a lot easier to fix your body’s chemistry than it is to fix your whole life, so why not start small?

This could just be depression.

Clearly you haven’t been to EPCOT.

I don’t think it will shock anybody to learn it was a free all day Bluegrass show.

What do we count as “don’t remember”?

I get that we can’t remember every detail of everything that’s ever happened, but generally, I can remember what a typical day was like for pretty much every year I was alive (not counting the first few). A lot of those memories are repetitive or dull, so we kind of bunch them all together, but even things I’ve forgotten, if some one says remember when… I’ll typically be able to recall some bits of the story.

My wife on the other hand literally couldn’t tell you who most of her grade school teachers were because she’s trauma blocked most of her childhood.

Kindergarten teacher shows up for the first day of school:

“I’m in the wrong room!”

It’s been a while since I took a picture.

Some context for this otherwise mundane photo:

This is on a college campus.

This man does not work for Grounds.

This was his transportation to a community event.

He sounds pretty serious. I think we should trust him.

Sometimes I’m not sure if I’m the dumbest genius or the smartest idiot.

It was only a few years ago that journalists seemed to realize that Millennials had jobs and kids. I’m thinking about college for my kids and “Millennials unable to adapt to the work force” articles are still being written. Bitch, we ARE the work force!

He seems to be the type that curses Capitalism only because he isn’t at the top of it. He doesn’t want to tear down the system, because he jumps at every chance he gets to join the world of the aristocrats.

Blind confidence?

I feel you.

1 was fun, 2 was AMAZING, 3 was a disappointment, and 4, I finished the story and haven’t really touched it since.

You are either horribly mistaken or terribly ancient.

I’ve never used more than a squeeze and a shake.

Then: Recently laid off from a supervisor position by Verizon because “only paying commissioned sales people = more revenue and less expenses”. Living in a little house with a constantly flooded basement with my wife and three kids. On Reddit. Bad credit.

Now: Working at a job I enjoy at the local college and living in a bigger house with a new wife, three kids and two stepsons. On Lemmy. Good credit.

Your cat and I would get along just fine.

Go for the dead ones! I’m subscribed to things that haven’t had a post in forever, but I’ll still see it when someone eventually does!