Two things the Church is against. I’ll keep my Happy Heathery, thankee

Andrew W K. If you’ve heard one of his songs, you heard them all.

One of my biggest beliefs came from Star Trek : IDIC, or Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. The idea that one homogeneous whole is not only undesirable but simply wrong has shaped damn near everything about me. It may seem sad, but the science fiction I consumed as a kid shaped the person I am today

Thank you all for your help! You guys are the best!

Currently it’s the theme to Inspector Morse.

Apparently it depends on skin colour and the severity of the charges. /s

What could make a man go… neutral?

Mekka lekka hi, mekka heiny ho!

Whew! Glad I got that off me chest!

As St George the Carlin asked, if God is all powerful, why does he need money?

Short answer : yes

Long answer: by the gods yes

One of the things is not like the others…

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

Your foreskin frightens me.

Only a little sugar

" You gotta be true to who you really are, cause no one’s gotta wear the shoes you got "

Given to me by a former friend, high as a rocket to Venus, upon my stumbling attempt to come out to him twenty years ago

I used to be a pacifist. Used to be

My family learned thirty years ago never to utter the words ‘Doctor Who’ in my presence.

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )