Oddly enough, I feel like the downvotes are deserved in regards to the particular dean pictured, so this is a post where the downvotes are something to be proud of.
I am a little stoned rn and may have worded that poorly.
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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9·18 hours agoThis is one of those weird ass gifs I can’t look away from
Damn. Now I need a live action Venture Bros
I think it’s safe to assume it’s a dean thing
I named it , therefore you can’t get rid of it. That crumbs name is Gene
Definitely gonna go watch that. Brb, folks!
Edit. Omfg that is some damn good context 🤣 Didn’t expect him to just instantly collapse onto the floor like that
I’ve heard of that show, but never watched it and know absolutely nothing about it. I might give it a go at some point
3·20 hours agoYou dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
Does anyone know the context to this gif? Idk what show it’s from, but a guy flopping on the floor requires context
The villain of Rubber claims another victim
/s on the actual murder, but no /s on the the fact that where my brain went is a horrible, terrible thing that should be hated by all
Oh, cool. So it was the wow-style goblin mode. Those are rare. Too often do folks go dnd-style.
If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought.
Oh, and when I stop moving keep throwing rocks at my corpse for another ten minutes just to ensure I’ve truly shuffled off this mortal coil
Edit. Or just inject me with a syringe filled with apple juice. Should be fun to see what happens to me. I deserve an excruciatingly painful death, so get as creative as you wish.
It’s brand new. Literally just bought it today. It has that new phone smell 📱👃
Any good? Would you recommend it?