I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.

It’s because we know you’re a robot.

Banned Redditors? 🫠