Ansible using SSH

The moment you discover anything else, you’re gonna be so pleased. It’ll seem so modern! So fast!

Check out gatus.

It doesn’t do SNMP. That’s … bold.

Iso27002 says I can’t run this.

I know it’s just a false comparison, but insert an ambulance into each situation and tell me how that works.

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Long-term support and distro-branched tool chains are a boon to the workstation too. And all of lennarts cancer has been in support of dynamic networking changes and wifi devices; no overlap with a server, but they include that shit at every turn. So obviously they’re primarily gears for laptops and servers are a target of opportunity – and their decline in stability over 3-4 distro versions just backs that up.

So old code is now suddenly bad?

Yes. It must go stale without some kind of needless churn; right?

I loved solving a problem that redhat cant fix (because the smart people left) on their theForeman clone with a workaround that I learned from the days of NIS+. A 30-year-old workaround for last year’s shitty install.

But fear of established, known-good code will certainly change that in the long run: ifconfig, netstat, ifup, fstab, xinet, service; the more we can churn out the working tools for neu dreck coded by dunning-kruger lost-boys kids who had no mentoring to prevent dumb patterns, the less the working solutions for known-good tools will work. And that’s, some how, “progress”.

aswell

Not a word, my dude.

Get Systemd to stand near the window. We remember better options.

West refuses

The hell it did. My country refused nothing.

Mexico? Panama? Belize? Guatemala? Brasil? Peru?

Just keep naming countries. Aside from two among like 30, the “West” condemned slavery; because of course.

Ah. The Steve Miller effect.

jute box

Bone apple tea!

No no, keep that one. They wrote it about us bombing the living hell out of their stuff. It would be better if it mentioned the arson.

A little bit of Monica in my life…

Now do NAACP and UNCF.

Southern Canada

You keep saying that.

You know that 90% of the population lives within 100km of the border, right?

When people don’t know normal things we learned in '92, I get worried.

intergrade

Is that the word you wanted?

If you can qualify, we’d love to have you stay forever. Yay!

Fuel is a tiny cost of restaurant meals. It isn’t zero, but it is much less than 5% of the costs

If you think a 5% jump in operating costs isn’t going to kill most restaurants, you may not understand the thin margins they work with.