This. I barely have a filter as it is!

Coupling healthcare to employment.

Outside of America, this is seen as absurd.

Not discussing pay rate with coworkers/colleagues. I

My day job is Union. Everyone’s rates are well-published. We have less boring things to talk about.

in Australia not everyone faces the door in an elevator.

In NYC it’s illegal not to. It’s a fun law.

Every dependency you don’t update is a zero day waiting to happen. All software carries risk.

In the same breath you’re advocating updating without checking, and saying why that’s an issue. You … realize that, right?

You’re so close to realising the reason enterprise distros do backports.

not updating? That’s a recipe for disaster.

Not blindly updating.

It’s a different thing.

raking

Wracking?

The whole tech security industry is kind of pathetic.

Open with disdain. Bold move, cotton.

Full of posers who strut around with few skills

Not untrue, but still a bit harsh.

and are unable to think along the lines of making tradeoffs for business results.

Sacrificing security “for business results” ? That doesn’t sound like security. It sounds like anti-security.

How long have you been a project manager? Do you like it ?

You had the phone on Vibrate, didn’t ya?

Just the ones we will quit.

Who had “Trump will accidentally be the light that forces all the tech companies’ shitty practices into the open like a flood of shiny roaches after kicking a dresser at the hard rock resort in cancun” on their bingo card?

Every country of more than 100 million people must split in half .

And repeat.

twine

twain?

The Budapest memorandum be damned, right ?

Listicles?

Sharks are older than fire.

Sharks existed before there was enough O2 in the atmosphere to sustain a fire.

Ha! I got that during a particularly caffeinated Quake2 match filled with some lucky hits.

hate spend

Hate-spending sounds like regular spending but with curse-words and frustrated gestures.

…or ‘at’ instead of arobase.

Since you can’t open the case and salvage much, engraving the case is a solid measure to confirm ownership.