This is the one that still ends up in my technical writing.

My spouse and I use the phrase “we lick each others genitals” anytime one of us joke about sharing germs.

As a homelabber, this makes me sad. Perhaps enshittification will push people back into home/local computing.

Fuck that, we’ll burn it all down if they take social security from us. It’s largely paid from existing taxes as it is. We just need to get through this shit show of an administration first. That or pray Mario shows up