Cool story bro. I’m just out here smokin’ endo sippin’ on ginanjuice

This motherfucker runs to the bathroom to unlock his phone

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Wait, so you’re using faceid but you think you’re secure?

Are you stupid?

What, no bro. You give them your shit. Stop doing it, that’s all I’m saying

Fuck you too, buddy. You’re being recorded as you input your absurdly long password into your phone. They probably got it on camera. haha

What the actual fuck>!><!>>!>!

Are you assholes actually inputting 24+characters plus biometrics into your phone to unlock it?

Fuck you, no you are not.

how does my high horse feel when it’s riding over you, sub bitch?

On a phone. On the lock screen. Every time.

Nah, I don’t buy it.

right?

Has that been shown? Has some MMA fighter not been able to unlock their iPhone after a fight?

Otherwise, nope. Still gonna recognize you.

I think I just leaked a little right now. I don’t believe you have a 30 character unlock on your phone. That doesn’t make sense on a device someone uses multiple times a day in one hand at like a bus stop or something.

And I’m no security professional, just some dumbass out in the street.

So the cop can just use that FaceID to unlock your phone?

'the fuck kind of biometric unlock is that? I’m actually curious what you’re using.

That’s fine. I didn’t help them.

Sure bro, put a 30 character password into your phone every time you want to find the nearest fucking coffee shop.

edit: I guess I should explain. I’m into privacy not necessarily absolute security. If a cop wants in my phone I forgot my PIN. There’s no biometric to get into it so he’s going to have to get a warrant if he wants anything to actually stick. With face ID he just holds it up to my face. With fingerprint he can force my finger onto the sensor. In the USA, don’t know about Europe.

Every early morning. Mine is right before my alarm goes off, so the notification sounds just meld.

Also, no one should be using biometric data to log into thier phones. 6 digit pin isn’t very obtrusive once you get used to it

hopefully some flavor of linux

edit: but I’d take MacOS or Windows over either iOS or Android at this point. I suppose a toughbook mounted in my truck would do the job also. Cops rotate those out on a fairly regular basis.

Soon privacy minded folks will have a burner phone for calls and sms (I need those for work) and carry some sort of phablet for smartphone functionality (gotta have my navigation app, for sure)

Oh discovery ought to be interesting.