Why?

Oh god I haven’t seen her face in years!

Only Linux!

Unless you use cloudflare, no you don’t.

You would be suprised.

Anyone not seeing this as bad marketing move is lost.

You can have servers at home or in the office, no need for datacenters for everything.

Get ready for AI assisted cyber attacks

Or, if you’re technical, install Matrix server with Whatsapp bridge.

How about closet captioning?

Wow, that’s way more depressing than I could imagine.

I use OpenRC on my desktop.

Nobody argued that sysv was better.

Just that there are other options, apart from systemd.