Pace has a really nice series on YouTube ;-)

That whoosh about 8 hours ago was air rushing from one ear to the other via the shortest available route… in case you were still trying to work it out.

Be wary of siding with the Israeli’s against tyranny… Srsly :-(

Take your pick:

3 years old I took a corner to fast at Mervins and almost took out my right eye on a glass shelf, 2 stitches.

6 years old I tried to do a backwards wheelie on my bike by jamming my foot in the front fork… while going down hill and carrying a load of oranges in my shirt. Went right over the handlebars, came to a stop on my chin. 13 stitches.

[…] I really wanted a broken arm, so people could sign my cast, but I never quite managed to break anything.