I was recently listening to a podcast interviewing Chris Columbus on how they adapted the novel. It was the first thing he wrote that got picked up. I’ve never read the original screenplay, but they ended up cutting out the most graphic stuff. For example, at one point a disembodied head comes rolling down the stairs due to gremlin shenanigans.

So you experience could definitely have been worse.

Safe to say that we were all pretty nuke-aware when that came out. It certainly didn’t help assuage our anxieties.

I mean, is it too much to ask that people wipe the Santorum off before the salad tossing begins?

Paul Verhoeven is one sick fuck. I’ll watch anything he’s made.

Man, if you caught the scene of Barlow sitting up in his coffin screaming, you got the gist of it.

Aw shit. You just reminded me of seeing Jaws from the back seat of the station wagon at the drive in at 7 when I was supposed to be sleeping.

Hey, my now very adult daughter feels the same way about The Fox and the Hound. Not judging.

I’m assuming the Cronenberg version.

Salem’s Lot. Watched it with a buddy on a late night sleepover when it was on TV in the late '70s, probably 8 or 9 years old. I’ll never forget Barlow sitting up in his coffin. Or my buddy barfing when he did it.

I also won’t soon forget seeing a late-night new years eve showing of Caligula a few years later. My tiny mind wasn’t ready for either the onslaught of tits or beheadings.

Tell me you dont have kids without telling me you dont have kids.

Kids today have joysticks and xbox. Back in my day, we just had stick and box. We were definitely banging at 14.

Telsat Lightspeed, from the Canadian company that invented commercial domestic satellite communications in 1971.

Publicly funded fibre can be provider agnostic. Starlink can’t. Unless Musk is arguing for the nationalization of Starlink, which frankly I could get behind.