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I’m currently on my phone and I’m not going to try to figure out how to test regex on Graphene. Therefore I can only say: well done!

George Carlin very vocally agrees… But things get a bit problematic after that.

When I worked for the Geek Squad in a function that was barely more than retail, my title was “Counter Intelligence Agent.” It was kind of a funny pun because I mostly worked at the counter but other than that it seemed a bit … Inflated.

Reminds me of the clothing I wore as a kid.

We share the same dinna!

My very first car accident, I rear-ended a septic truck. Fortunately it was empty at the time.

Every word of that makes it sound like I’m making a joke, but I’m not.

However, if you would like a joke, we were near a storage unit facility. The entrance required a code to open. While we were waiting for the police to arrive to make our report, the driver of the septic truck observed that the gate had a sign saying “Do Not Tailgate” and that perhaps I would have done well to listen.

Back to simple facts, at the time I worked at a convenience store. It turned out that the person who delivered Tastykake to our location was friends with the septic truck driver. The Dodge Neon I was driving at the time had done absolutely no damage to the truck so, working through this proxy, I was able to convince the other driver not to show up to our court date. Therefore I was able to escape any legal or financial consequences for my poor driving.

Let’s see you write a regex for one, then we’ll decide.

I try to avoid “this” style comments, but I genuinely don’t know how else to respond to this one. It was hilarious. I literally (by which I actually mean “literally”) laughed out loud.

“Cable hoarder”? You mean “reasonable person,” right? Maybe “good decision maker”?

My mom used to say “it’s cold on the tundra!”

Dude, that’s … A reference.

I don’t see an issue with it. There are maybe a few things I would say differently, but every IT job I’ve worked has had poorer language in the documentation, even sometimes the ones we distribute to customers.

Sorry, which job are we talking about again?

This is an interesting analysis of IDS vs IPS.

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I have one connected to the internet due to WAF, but I never signed into an LG account on it. As a result, the “home” page just shows something about signing in “for the full experience” rather than any ads.

Thank you for the information.

So I’m not a criminal organization as far as I know, but if I did pay with a credit card originally can that be rectified without deleting and starting over?

Apparently it’s genetic, so hopefully you’d know whether you were likely to have it.