ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115linkfedilinkarrow-up11.14K
arrow-up11.14KimageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square115linkfedilink
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 month agoYou shit more than three times a day?
minus-squareSigntist@bookwyr.melinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 month agoI don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 month agoBingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
minus-squareOth@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoBoss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
minus-squareSausage_Mahoney@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoYou get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 month agoThe boss makes a dollar I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That was a poem for a simpler time. Now boss gets a billion, While workers get jack That’s why we strike To get our lives back!
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoYou don’t?.. I need to go see a doctor.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoWhat if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoNo, that will make a mess! Gotta sit down.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoapparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
minus-squaredektep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoalways assumed people went once per day
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoIf we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoShitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoPoop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMy gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little
You shit more than three times a day?
I don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time
Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Now boss gets a billion,
While workers get jack
That’s why we strike
To get our lives back!
You don’t?..
I need to go see a doctor.
What if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
IBS gang rise up!
No, that will make a mess!
Gotta sit down.
apparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
eat more fiber.
always assumed people went once per day
If we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
I go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
Shitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
Poop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
It’s per hour
My gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little