JD Vance attempted a Hail Mary pass of sorts for the GOP in the form of homophobia on Tuesday when he used a midterm rally to imply that Texas Senate Democratic nominee James Talarico is gay.
āI love you, too, sir,ā Vance began at an event in Tyler, Texas, seemingly in response to a rallygoer, before adding, āIn a totally platonic way, to be clear.ā
āIām the vice president, not James Talarico.ā
Vanceās schoolyard bully-like taunt takes notes from the anti-gay expression āno homoā that was popularized in the ā90s and ā00s and adds to his history of hurling anti-LGBTQ attacks toward Talarico, a majority of which have suggested that heās a āfreakā or a pedophile for supporting transgender children and drag performers (itās worth noting that Vance himself has done drag). Heās even resorted to āTalafreakoā as a way of referring to Talarico.
Vance has 100% performed sexual acts with another man at some point in his life. He was in a frat, itās kind of their thing.
And animals, just ask the FBI
And couches!
Didnāt he say he was bi in college? Also his close ties with sex pest Peter Thielā¦
āIām a Talafreakoā t-shirts are availableā¦
On James Talaricoās campaign website. Dude leaned into it.
My favorite there is āItās time to start knocking over tablesāā¦
The Republicans are obviously fucking terrified. And they should be.
Missy Elliott should make a sample for him to use that says āTalaFreakOn.ā
With Pooty Tang on back up!
Tippy toe on the tippy tay
āSee? Iām relevant! Look how gay this dude is, crazy right? Please for the love of God donāt let me fade into irrelevant obscurity the second the fat dying fuck leaves officeā
He really does come across as the ultimate sniveler. He is just oozing a lack of any moral or psychological center.
Vance, everytime he visits the couch area of a furniture store.
Talarico is the guy Vance WISHES he could be.
JD is more ambition-driven than ideological, and so are many, many people that support trump āeagerlyā in public.
They are carrerist-first, not ideological. They are just as āevilā and should be disqualified from public service and shunned by society just the same if not more. They have the facilities to fully asses the implications of their actions and chose to support the amoral and destructive pursuits of the American right.
Meanwhile JD has Peter Theil so far up his ass
Heyā¦ if a maga republican feels the need to outright attack the opposition publicly, theyāre the right choice.
When will Vance come out of the closet, and what will happen to him?
What kind of mansion do you live in that has couches in closets?!
If you look at JD Vanceās history with Peter Thiel, it makes a lot more sense if you assume that Vance and Thiel are lovers.
Sounds like something someone in the closet and insecure would sayā¦
Whatever Talarico is doing seems better than shit talking your own spouse and children or openly cheating on your spouse who got to be on your jury for impeachment proceedings
His campaign ads are basically just statistics on how corrupt Paxton is. Theyāre great.
I bet the crowd listening to him fucking loved it.
Itās actually impressive how much of a charisma void Vance is - Iāve seen him try to upgrade himself from ābully hype manā to ābullyā in front of a crowd before and itās just silence. I think the crowd is usually so zoned out when he talks they may not even notice.
jaydee vance is a sweat
Conservatives need to be rounded up and dealt with. They are an infestation of pure evil.
