One million barrels of stolen oil.
Fuck this bullshit. Our system needs to spit him out and grind him into the ground and remove every trace of this asshole from society.
On a positive note, making Venezuela a 51st state would mean DC and Puerto Rico would finally get a better shot.
Simultaneously, it would tarnish the entire concept of statehood, introducing the specter of imperialism into itās definition.
Agree on increasing the odds that Puerto Rico and DC have for statehood, but donāt think it tips the balance.
Iām not so sure that the entire concept of statehood would be tarnished though; Vermont, Texas, and Hawaii were all independent countries before they became states, and thatās even before you start discussing whether North America was ruled by Native Americans before the Europeans and later Americans pushed them aside and declared their own sovereignty.
Donāt forget New Mexico. From Wikipedia:
āUpon Mexican independence in 1821, New Mexico became an autonomous territory that saw an 1837 Rebellion against the central government, with increasing economic ties to the United States. After the MexicanāAmerican War in 1848, the U.S. annexed New Mexico as part of the larger New Mexico Territory, which was central to U.S. westward expansion. New Mexico was a territory for 64 years before it was admitted to the Union as the 47th state on January 6, 1912.ā
TIL thanks for sharing!
Why do people keep discussing the nonsensical bullshit the Orange Turd spouts as if it was a serious concept?
Because I have to live in this nonsensical dimension.
Oh great, first we had to share a union with fascist states and now he wants to add a red-fascist state under duress? Fuck that, just sign their asses up for NATO and call it good.
Wowie wow wow!!
He does realize that making Venezuela the 51st state would make all those brown people who donāt speak English actual US citizens? I mean. Obviously he doesnāt, but you knowā¦
He thinks Puerto Rico is a state, to be fair.
He thinks
Ima stop you there
But yes, youāre probably right. heh
Whatās that? 10 mins of gas for east coast?
Phhffffttt
Dude, nobody wants to be the 51st state of America.
I double checked, and it turns out that Puerto Rico exists.
Fair enough, but also to be fair, itās a pretty even split between those that want Independence versus those that want statehood. I think they just want to stop being our red-headed stepchildren territory.
1 million barrels of thick sludge. Definitely just as easy to refine as middle eastern light crude.
So that means Venezuelans will get USA citizenship right?.. Right?
They might outnumber Texans.
And two senators, a few seats in the House, and several Electoral College votes, right?
Iām thinking well over 30 seats.
What makes him think Venezuela would even vote for him if they were a state? Not to mention youāre going to have a really hard time deporting all those illegal immigrants (brown people) once you make 32 million Venezuelans citizens.
Those 32 million would be permanently detained in a ICW facility working for corporations for 75 cents a hour.
Fun fact: the human body is made of 75% water. Except for Trump. Heās made of 75% hot air.
You spelled shit wrong.
I didnāt give him permission to make Venezuela a state
He conquered and invaded Venezuela and stole their oil. Not much outrage out there for that blatantly corrupt russia-like move. Is the world broken or are the billionaire-owned media companies that good?
Thereās just such an overload of news that many people in the mainstream forget. People should also be outraged that Trump deployed the national guard in several states and that ICE murdered people in Minnesota and also still does but has gotten better at hiding it. When everything has become insanity itās hard to focus on everything thatās going on
They started the year with this. Then we did dumb shit to Cuba, and he and elon were outted as pedophile fucks, so he started shit in iran.
Itās been 11 months of absolute shit and chaos since, and the fat fucks in the US news have not stopped kissing his ass.
Nah theres no outrage for Venezuela, we canāt stop and catch our breath, weāre dumbstruck in shock as a unit over here as to why no one not one soul, can do anything to stop this awful mother fucker.
Wait wait, I thought he wanted Greenland as the 51st state?
No, it was Canada.
IMO, Canada is way too big for one state. Should be at least 3-5 states.









