i hate seeing this kitto everywhere. not because of the image, but because lemmy is slowly getting complacent with Ai usage. or that it’s getting harder to tell by vibes alone :(
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I believe the blame is on the !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world mods for not listening to the community and adding a rule about it.
for what it’s worth, I also don’t blame OP. AI memes are sneaky and accidentally posting one is very easy to do when you post often.
Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.
They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.
With some M&Ms crammed in.
AI slooooop
Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter
There are 11 spoons, Picard.
Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number
Um… probably bait but 16 isn’t a prime number.
Divisors: 2,4,8
True, in a very technical sense, 16 isn’t prime but neither is 9
I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”
Maybe I am, maybe ChatGPT is trained on people like me, who knows
You genius
I know now what you’re doing
Let’s all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it’ll just mess up
Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana
That last one is actually true.
You’re gonna have to settle for usda select numbers, sorry
c/anythingbutmetric
You are a prime example
Thamps
Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.
Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.
I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.
It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.
Your ai slop bores me
Ok
peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can’t sleep because I’m hungry
Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.
I’ll stick to my jar of non-generated olives, thank you.
That’s enough food for a week
You will certainly not regret FOUR
You’ll just be shitting a literal brick the next morning. I totally haven’t gotten stoned out of my nuts and done this, several times.
I’d laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(
Do they not know the joke is that you will definitely regret it?
God I hate corporations.
They make Facebook moms look like Bill Burr. All they know is “hey look kids, I’m doing it too! Buy my stuff!”
This will give you a heart attack. That stuff has emulsifiers that cause artery disease.
Oh for God’s sake, breathing the air causes some form of disease… at least enjoy when you destroy your body.
That’s why only ingest the highest quality crack and pressed Xanax pills.
Sort of, but not really. You’re almost certainly referencing E471, mono- and diglycerides that are used as emulsifiers.
The Joint FAO/WHO Expert Committee on Food Additives (JECFA) has set an “acceptable daily intake” (ADI) as “not limited” due to the safety of these ingredients.
In 2017, the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) re-evaluated the safety of mono- and diglycerides and concluded that there is no need to establish a numerical ADI and there is no safety concern for the reported food uses.
A diet high in saturated fats, trans fats, and cholesterol in general increases your risk of Cardiovascular issues. So does alcohol, and tobacco use.
Looking up a few of the big brands nutritional labels really quick, their products aren’t particularly high in saturated fats, and most have no trans fats listed. Meaning the amounts are small enough they don’t even need to be listed. Jif creamy peanut butter for instance in a 2 Tbsp (33g) serving… has a total of 16g of Total Fat, which breaks down to 3.5g Saturated fat, 0g Trans fat, and 0mg cholesterol. It also only has 2g of added sugar, 6g net carbs, and 7g of protein in that same serving.
11 spoonfuls like the meme is excessive, but some peanut butter sandwiches aren’t where your cardiovascular risks are going to be coming from.
What would you recommend instead?
Real peanut butter. It’s incredibly healthy.
You can tell the real ones from the fake ones because you have to stir the real ones because the oil separates.
Yes I know what real peanut butter is. It has two ingredients, peanuts and salt.
But how do you know the ones in OP aren’t real peanut butter?
Come on now… We both have eyes.
