SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.message-squaremessage-square135linkfedilinkarrow-up1676
arrow-up1676message-squareWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square135linkfedilink
minus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·6 days agoA man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
minus-squareBauerBender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 days agoThe ownership of your flesh is temporary.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoI want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoIf you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
minus-squarebbpr120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoit’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoIt’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.
A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
He gives water for the dead!
The ownership of your flesh is temporary.
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”
I’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.