• Khanzarate@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Well obviously it can be made, but I’m not ordained, and I wanted to make it via the multiplication method, so that my coffee is blessed by the pope. I drink a lot in a day, its not feasible to restock it at a church.

    My holy water

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      4 days ago

      WikiHow has got you Fam Unlimited supply! Make as much Holy Water as you want.

      I wonder how much better my tea might taste if made with Holy Water. I’ll never know I guess because I’m not Catholic. Though Grandma is a recovering Catholic. Hmmmmmm?

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        I get it, it’s easy to confuse me and him, but I’m actually not the pope.

        I specifically set out to use his holy water, not anyone else’s.

        Also, its easier to add 2 parts holy to one part tap to get 3 parts holy than it is to involve salts, since I want my coffee to taste good.

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          3 days ago

          If it is real Holy Water, it must be seasoned! You wouldn’t serve unseasoned ice cream would you?

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            3 days ago

            At the Kingdom of Faithful Catholics, I know they have their own blend of 777 herbs and spices to make holy water, but I’m a simple guy and if I can get more water that counts as holy by just adding the water itself, imma do that.

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      4 days ago

      Just wanted to say I do not understand this at all but do absolutely love it. I’ve tagged you as “holy” and look forward to seeing you around :)

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        I appreciate it, I’ve put wayyy too much effort into this, so it’s nice to hear. I have drank more holy water than most people, I’d say, somewhere between several dozen and a hundred liters. I must be very pure at this point, I’d think, so I’m happy with a Holy tag.