Colorado Representative Lauren Boebertās campaign said that it was āinvestigating some very unusual voting patterns,ā as the MAGA congresswoman was on the brink of losing her reelection bid.
As Democrat Eileen Laubacherās lead over Boebert grew slightly Thursday in the race to represent Coloradoās 4th District, Boebertās campaign released a statement suggesting foul play. Scott Gessler, the attorney for the campaign, claimed that the votes had been ātrendingā in Boebertās favor since election night, āconsistently lowering the margin under one percentage point.ā
āWe are investigating some very unusual voting patterns and expect this election to head to a recount, one way or another,ā Gessler continued.
As of Friday morning, Laubacher was still leading Boebert 48.75 percent to 47.94 percent, with 97 percent reporting. The two candidates had a margin of 3,069 votes, more than three times the automatic recount threshold of 921 votes. Boebertās campaign could still choose to pay for a recount.
Wolf cried the child. Wolf wolf wolf
RIGGED! ITS ALL RIGGED!!!11111111 inhales cope at frantic pace
Will someone please throw a bucket of water on that witch so we can be done with her?
She turned me into a newt!
remember: every GOP accusation is a projection
āā¦and then she exhaled a big puff of thick white smoke andā¦POOF!..disappeared.ā
Cry harder Bitch
Sore loser. This disgusting woman would destroy the United States if she could with her fascist nightmare theocratic ideology.
Sounds like a handy excuse
Sheās just trying to jerk us around
Itās just theater.
I was watching 9News with Kyle Clark all night on election night. At no point was she within 1 percentage point on election night. She was down like 3% all night. Not sure how she thinks this is a weird trend, considering now more of the more likely to be Republican voters are trickling in from voting on election day in person.
At one point, the local correspondant at her election night campaign event pointed out how much fun she was having for someone that was losing the election. She was slamming Busch Lights all night and swing dancing with her boyfriend.
Kyle Clark pulled out a zinger and said "Iām not sure if Iām really allowed to say this on local news, but we had a saying in college: Boozinā, even if weāre losinā " š
I doubt she actually believes what sheās saying unless she thinks that more people voting for democrats than her in her gerrymandered riding is impossible.
At the same time that the entire country said a loud fuck you to maga, only her race was fraud. Fucking joke loser.
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Hey! You! Get back here!
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Shit. How long is the line?
37 dicks
In a row?
Tip to tip
This scene is chefās kiss
But what about girth though? Obviously gonna have to sort for that.
What about D2F
In a row?
36?
36! Does that include me!?!?
ā¦37
No cuts!
That makes sense, the uncut are easier to jerk off.
Yeah. Thereās more physical sensation and lube is less required.
And the skin heals faster than whatever tissue makes up the head.
Bit more work to keep clean, but I highly recommend being uncut.
Oh sure, tell me that now!
You can actually reverse it.
Idk, I think if my parents knew that I wouldnāt have been so lucky.
Have you ever seen those water-wiggler/infinite tube things people used to give out as party favors way back in the before-times? It kind of works like having a built-in one of those at all times. Thatās why they started to encourage people to cut them off in the 1800s. People kind of forget that the whole reason Christians started doing it was prudes getting up in their feelings about men having a good wank and the corpos liking the idea of not being able to jack it without having to pay for some Vaseline or a bottle of Jergens.
Something something quantum mechanics
The real reason for the prevalence of circumcision was to discourage āself-abuseā.
I think it reduced infection and such legitimately, in men. So called female circumcision, aka female genital mutilation, is done to prevent sexual escapades by woman, as I understand it.
I donāt think it worked.
Yāknow, Iām sympathetic to her on this one. I keep trying, but itās like two or three dudes every time I leave a store. It takes forever to get to my car! Well, I mean, like two extra minutes. But yāknow, thatās valuable time!
Iām rwminded of the Silicon Valley middle-out discussion about the most efficient method to perk off as ,any dudes as possible. Didnāt that inspire an actual breakthrough in compression algorithms?
most efficient method to perk off
YOU get this cup of coffee, and YOU get this muffin! Enjoy your perks!
Have you got two hands? If so then, FFS, start using both!!
I am! One for me, one for them, sheesh!
Why you gotta ruin some dudeās day like that?
Still a net positive to society if she jerks off some guy.
Or dry jerking in the theatre was it? Unless there was another incident, doing it in the theatre is worese I would think. Although honestly I canāt talk.
Nope. No fraud, Lauren. Itās just that everyone hates you.
Not enough unfortunately.
The āunusual voting patternā is people actually realizing that Republicans suck, for once.
Cry more, fash.
I canāt believe Lauren Bimbortās race is even close, honestly.
I was in her district. She moved to a safer district in 2024. It should have been a pretty safe bet for her, but shit has been wild.
Colorado is weird. Fuck the term-limited governor for granting Tina Peters clemency. And fuck Tina Peters.
āItās only fraud if we lose!ā
- Republicans
Iām honestly surprised that this old refrain hasnt been shouted kore. Republicans never believe that the people donāt support them.
Also known as the desperate moron defense
