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Except they sent an 8 instead of a 6.
One more reason to replace all CEOs with AI
Another pathetic loser, sociopathic manipulative piece of shit. Should be bullied to suicide. Fuck the lot of them.
He thought she was really into leather jackets.
Ah yes, because NVIDIA’s Huang famously never closed his eyes to smuggling without a blowjob. He also never lobbied US gov’t to let him sell chips to China.
What’s this bullshit trying to accomplish, launder Jensen’s image as a US patriot or something? Or is this insurance against being dragged in court by the democrats for “睜一隻眼閉一隻眼“ (“Open One Eye, Close One Eye”)?
I wonder if he wrote his apology letter or if he has Ai do it for him.
This is, 100%, without a doubt, just a way for him to avoid legal liability for doing things of his own free will. He wasn’t complicit in smuggling! He was taken advantage of by that irresistible Chinese succubus! It’s her fault!
Now, I don’t really care. I think it’s great that he’s bypassing US sanctions. Altho I would prefer China have its own domestic chip manufacturing and not buy from companies like this, but until that is fully developed they need to get by somehow. But yeah this is the most obvious scapegoating I’ve ever seen.
In fact, I’d like NOBODY to buy from companies like this. NVIDIA should crash and fucking burn.
Yeah a real honey pot would have been steeling the next gen chip plans so the Chinese could move ahead and fab their own stuff.
the president is married to a russian woman lol
You are def not helping with the stereotype of USAians being bad at geography
She’s Slovenian, not Russian.
Russian by allegiance. Slovenian by origin.
Everything east of Poland is a type of Russia, like everything south of the US border is a type of Mexico
Slovenia is south west of Poland. I’m starting to doubt your expertise.
And Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania might beg to disagree, not to mention Ukraine.
I wrote Germany, thought “ehh that’s too much”, and changed to what in my head is the next one on the right.
I’m not a smart man.
Are we happy with everything west of Berlin? Is this just the Yalta conference again
He goofed with Slovenia’s location, but no, that last part is the joke. Hence Mexico.
As an example, Bethesda (last I checked) only provided Russian versions of Fallout: New Vegas to Poland and other Slavic countries in the general area. It’s not consisent, some could change language and just had different forums/mods, while others claimed there was only Russian, but you get the idea. Apparently other games like Dishonored had that issue too, but that example stuck to me.
But what does east of Poland have to do with Slovenia?
Ah yes, Belgium. One of the Russian regions
IMO, this is probably a lie manufactured by the Trump Regime. Trump just wants to steal Jensen’s fortune, and to punish a “china man” for daring to do well in life.
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OMG, that’s got to be dozens of 64GB sticks!
Altman is furious.
OK, we’re finished using you now! Bye!
Almost reads like standard Chinese business practice to me. Not to defend any of these grifters. Also , theres some dry humour in the article:
Notably, Jensen is currently married to his wife of 41 years
“currently”, haha
I really enjoy some dry journalistic homicide.
It’s always the ones you most expect.
Waste of a honeypot. I reckon he would sell his grandmother for cash… don’t believe for a moment that he and nvidia are not finding ways to sell past/through/around restrictions anyway
“The girl I’m seeing is asking me to break the law, doing exactly what would bring me more money, and being stupid and naive I fell for it!”
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it might be like an unspoken plausible deniability contingency.
If they get caught he couldn’t have known! It was HER!!!









