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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Nanny State

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Nanny State

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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    but 127 guys killed by machine gun fire in a Guy Ritchie movie…ok!

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    I’ve had Brexit acquaintances who claimed they had to leave the EU to get rid of silly nonsensical laws.

    Meanwhile in the UK:

    • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Brexiteers, in my experience, are very much in favour of silly nonsensical laws, just different ones from the UK, like:

      • Demanding Wine be sold in Pints.
      • Laws about what flags you’re allowed to fly.
      • Laws about what language you’re allowed to have private conversations in.
      • Laws about what you are allowed to call things.

      They like making laws, just laws that enforce their worldview on others.

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    on the plus side, maybe all the incest coded porn will get re worked and everyone can stop pretending to be someone’s step-mom all the time.

  • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    What kind of country doesn’t let you jerk off to the Simpsons?

    • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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      one fear

  • Estacomfomez@lemmy.world
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    What is illegal to watch in the UK? The Simpsons?

    • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
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      The UK has banned asphyxiation porn.

      • yucandu@lemmy.world
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        Are they acting like an angry forum moderator trying to tidy up their porn sites so they can find their favourite porn more easily?

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is why I have an 8 TB drive just for saving porn. Can’t block me from looking at local files (yet) bitches!

    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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      I too have a 8tb hard drive but it’s full of cam girl recordings and futanari stuff.

      We are not the same!

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        more similar than you might think, actually.

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      DO NOT RESIST CITIZEN, WE ARE JUST CHECKING FOR ANY UNAUTHORIZED HARDWARE OR FILES ON YOUR SYSTEM

      IF YOU DO NOT OWN MORE THAN YOUR ALLOTED 4GB OF RAM OR ANY MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE FILES THE FINE IS MUCH LOWER

    • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world
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      It also carries a jail sentence for possession, just like CSAM, so you’d be in big trouble if the police ever had to look at your computer for any other reason.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Veracrypt

      • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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        Yea, and they are gonna need to self police that 8tb of random porn. That’s a liability, just waiting for the internet cops to strike.

        Hope they didn’t miss that 100mb file of some milf choking on a hot load, that’s 50 years in prison now. (Meanwhile, it’s ok to sexually assault people IRL if you’re rich).

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They can have my Simpsons porn when they pry it from my clenched, sticky hands!

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        Wait. Simpsons videos?

      • violetrage@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption FTW

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Everyone should have an armageddon spank bank.

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Developments in the last 6 or 7 years have shown it to be a prudent course of action

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    On one hand, maybe we as a society should move past child abuse being played for laughs.

    On the other hand, a ham-fisted government ban is probably not the right way to accomplish that.

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      Additionally, the government banning something that it has no business banning just makes us less likely to hate it. The “no pomegranates” approach basically

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    Huh Just in UK right ? Cuz I’m lost

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Probably related to this:

      https://www.404media.co/bad-news-for-kinky-brits/

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