Retired Rear Adm. Eileen Laubacher, a Democrat, will flip Coloradoās 4th District, CNNās Decision Desk projects, ending conservative firebrand Rep. Lauren Boebertās tenure in Congress.
Boebertās loss comes after she elected to run in a more conservative district last cycle in an effort to preserve her political future. But Laubacher, who served more than three decades in the Navy, capitalized on the national headwinds against the GOP and focused her campaign on affordability issues.
The win denies Boebert, an ally of President Donald Trump and one of the most outspoken conservatives in the House Republican conference, a fourth term. Boebert was first elected in 2020, after she upset a fifth-term Republican incumbent in a primary.
Donāt worry, Iām sure her noisy word hole will find a new home over on Faux News. Or maybe CBS more that itās gone to shit.

This has been me since last week:

Unfortunately all these popular dipshits have a long career in the media after losing and election
My hope is that with an unusually high number of Republican elected officials losing their jobs, that the market will be flooded and most of them will struggle to find jobs typically available to former elected officials. Especially the really dumb ones that made enemies in their own party. Is a lobbying firm, media organization, public relations firm, or anything like that actually going to perceive any value in hiring someone like this?
She is an attention whore, so media like FOX probably thinks that makes for good ratings. Sadly I bet thereās still plenty of jobs for these assholes.
If focks nooz runs out of openings I wouldnāt be surprised if dozens of them form their own right-wing propaganda outlet
How many book deals will we hear about? āMy time with Trump and MAGAā
if itās a coloring book, itāll be on the NY Times Best Seller list in no time flat.
Theyād have to sell it at Walmart. No way any of those people walk into an actual bookstore. Them is woke propaganda whearhouses.
They also do weird money laundering shit with these book deals. Like how to move PAC money for bribing purposes. As a result, the sales of the book put it on the best seller lists even though no one is actually reading it.
Itās pretty common to find right-wing ābooksā in places like BAM and B&N.
āMy
timestruggle with Trump and MAGAā
Boebert is going straight to OnlyFans
Not with the anti-DEI initiatives
Trump endorsed Boebert days before the election, praising her in a Truth Social post as a āMAGA Warrior, who has been with us from the very beginning.ā
She drew the presidentās ire earlier this year when she campaigned with one of his most vocal Republican criticsā¦prompt(ing) Trump to call her ādumbā and āweak-mindedā and he threatened to withdraw his endorsement.
You love to see it
She was in congress longer than expected. She should feel grateful for the opportunity she had.
I guess sheāll have to move to another district to run again.
Carpet-baggers gotta carpet-bag.
You go on combative and aggressive prescriptivist tirades multiple times a week here, yet you barf out a sentence like this? āGonnaā isnāt a word. You should only say āCarpet-baggers are going to carpet-bag.ā Otherwise you are simply incorrect. I donāt make the rules, you do.
She has a career waiting at Only Fans for the public handy kink though.

Good riddance. She has been politician for far too long. Maybe she should try to get a real job and work for her money.
But she probably will get a well paid low effort job with some joint that she made politics for.
Good riddance hoe bag
wasnāt she one of them jewish space laser people who handed out hand jobs to randoms? woo hoo
Donāt worry honey⦠thereās always hand jobs at kidās matinees to fall back on.
Or you back to fall back on. You know⦠roots.
Donāt give a handy in public on your way out.
Germans want free cell phones.
I have my money on OnlyFans in her very near future.
Not with the pension sheās getting
Itāll be for the love of the game. A game only she knows the rules to and she alone is playing.







