Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.

  • You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…

    As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅

    Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.

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      The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.