Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up157file-text
arrow-up157message-squareLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square6linkfedilinkfile-text
Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers. Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts… As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅 Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
minus-squareearly_riser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThe boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.
You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…
As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅
Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.