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Plot twist: you’re a civet cat
The shitpost I was pooping for.
Why limit yourself to small? Surely you won’t regret eating a quarter pound of chocolate covered coffee beans.
This is how I become a 2-stage Butt Rocket
Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.
Heading to the patent office TODAY with this one



