• BillyClark@piefed.social
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      5 months ago

      Act stupid

      Be as irritable as possible without getting yourself into trouble.

      I was going to joke that Lieutenant Columbo was fighting fascism, but then I realized that his suspects were mostly wealthy assholes, and so that’s really not far off the mark.

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      5 months ago

      cry and sob hysterically

      See Dad, I knew my crippling depression would be useful someday and your assertion I should “just get over it” might have got me killed.