literally the hero of the movie, and a killer haircut too
Fire mullet fr.
That kid was on Salute Your Shorts, I’ll always know him this way.
Yup, and donkey lips lol
Very important that all coffee served is decaf
CIA even has a manual for this, google CIA Simple Sabotage
Selected quotations:
Act stupid
Be as irritable as possible without getting yourself into trouble.
I was going to joke that Lieutenant Columbo was fighting fascism, but then I realized that his suspects were mostly wealthy assholes, and so that’s really not far off the mark.
Act stupid
I’ve been training my whole life for this moment
Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion
Me too!
CIA: no, not like that!
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Disobedience, disruption and sabatoge at every opportunity is the only chance the US citizenry has to oust the fascists without a civil or world war.
It’s what people did with the Nazis. It didn’t oust them but it did piss them off. What ousted them was literally fighting back.
Maybe they just needed more cowbell.
Sure, but non-coward business owners can just tell them to get out. As far as I understand, it’s their legal right to refuse service to anyone…
I’ll just leave this here (pdf warning)
(3) Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam, so that the film will be obscured by fluttering shadows.
Amazing.
Don’t get me wrong - I love this, but who has 3 dozen moths in a paper bag?
I quite literally know a guy.
How much are you paying your moth guy?
Modern problems require moth solutions.
LAMP!
