Headline: Land Rover driver mortified after finding mocking note saying 4x4 owners are ‘entitled to free NHS penis enlargement therapy on his vehicle’

And the picture shows a man sitting in the driver seat of his 4x4 holding up the note.

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/31860675

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    9 hours ago

    I know if I got so utterly owned by a completely anonymous stranger the very first thing I would do is run to the news and tell them all about it.

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      11 hours ago

      To piss them off, I would add fake breasts to a small sedan and tell them it’s the same thing.

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        8 hours ago

        Ooh I live near cowboys. You do NOT want to piss them off.

        That’s why I told YOU his truck is trans, NOT him.

        • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I live near cowboys too, and pissing them off is basically a local pastime. They get red in the face if you refer to their lifted pickup Pavement Princess as “gender-affirming care”. They’ll balk at first. Then you drop the “you drive it cuz that’s what real men drive, right? Because it makes you feel manly? Yeah buddy, that’s gender-affirming care.” They’ll piss and moan about how it’s not true, but they’ll remember it going forwards. Every time they start to drop the “real men drive trucks” BS, they’ll remember that conversation.

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    11 hours ago

    I have a Jeep.

    Kind of a useless on-road or urban vehicle and so it’s only used for my frequent trips requiring 4×4.

    Range Rovers are a weird one because they too are pretty useless on-road while also being notoriously useless off-road. Really highlights insecurity, stupidity, ora combination of the two.

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      46 minutes ago

      Funny, in Australia Jeep is not respected as an of road vehicle, we don’t do much rock crawling which is where they shine.

      LandCruiser is the off-road vehicle here. Isuzu off-road trucks are also respected

      Jeeps are not sufficiently reliable

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          5 hours ago

          Probably a Red Bull can then, because uk and USA cans are like 8” and 10” in circumference. Red Bulls are something like 6.5”.

          Don’t ask why I know this useless info unless you like to know more about geek night trivia, and beer.

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    11 hours ago

    Mortified seems like a strong reaction. Somewhere between annoyed and reflective should be the response.

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      11 hours ago

      He was mortified to find out it was a joke. Imagine how disappointing that would be after calling that number!