Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
I’m like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin’.
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
